The Minnow Manifesto and the Will of the Glorious Chairman

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The Minnow Manifesto and the Will of the Glorious Chairman
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C. S. Colbert	Apr 25 2015, 08:56 PM Post #1
Lazarene Posts: 73 Group: Members Member #80 Joined: Apr 19, 2015 Alignment Lawful Evil Military Stance Uninterested Political Views Communist Nation in Lazarus Communist Stephen Colbert Discord C. S. Colbert#5753	Hello fellow revolutionaries. I am Communist Stephen Colbert, Hero of the Revolution of The South Pacific, Vox Populi of Lazarus. I bring to you today, a most important work. The Minnow Manifesto. For many updates the minnow has been oppressed on Nationstates. Now one may ask, what is the minnow? Well, well, the minnow is, in functional game terms, the lowest level of influence in a region. However a minnow is much more than that. The minnow is a player. Any player. You and I are minnows. Even the Glorious Chairman Milograd is himself a minnow. Together all minnows compose the proletariat constructs of their respective regions. Historically speaking, the minnow has, despite it's apparent power, been abused and exploited by imperialist forum governments. It is because of this that the Glorious Chairman Milograd began the Revolutio Infinitam. A movement for the liberation of all minnows in Pacifica. It is the will of the Glorious Chairman for every GCR to fly it's very own red banner. Why, The South Pacific and Lazarus have already achieved this goal. The South Pacific Socialist Republic and the People's Republic of Lazarus respectively exercise the highest freedom, activity, and happiness under their own locally appointed Chairman. It stands to ask, why doesn't every region in NS adopt these systems if they are so good, well I'll answer that. Most regions, including GCRs, are under the control of oppressive air rackets based from illegitimate forum governments. Many of these false organizations feign democracy in an attempt to fool the minnow, but at the end of elections the same few oligarchs have simply switched seats. This system angers the Glorious Chairman, and is a blatant abuse of the minnow for power and influence. Why, these atmospheric mafias enforce harsh endorsement caps upon the minnow, and any who speak out are either ostracized or banjected. The oligarchs and their mercenary armies rely of propaganda and intimidation to keep the proletariat of their region in line. Some regions take this aerials abuse to absurd levels with imperialist policies. Namely, the New Pacific Order. These regions seek to not only abuse and exploit the proletariat of their region, but to force their sordid, base cultures upon the people's of other regions. It is the first and foremost priority of the proletariat to eradicate such constructs. This is the past of the minnow. This day and the next shall see the freedom of all who are oppressed. The airgangsters shall be deposed, and the banners of red shall flutter on. This is the will of our Glorious Chairman Milograd. He only ever wanted to see us free, and that we shall be.

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Campinia	Apr 26 2015, 11:16 AM Post #11
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Toronina	Apr 26 2015, 12:18 PM Post #12
Lazarene Posts: 62 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: Apr 8, 2015	lol k



Syrixia	Apr 30 2015, 07:42 PM Post #13
tunak tunak tun Posts: 111 Group: Foreign Dignitaries Member #35 Joined: Apr 9, 2015 Alignment Lawful Evil	And thus, the last of my respect for the troll Commie Stephen Colbert is gone...



C. S. Colbert	May 4 2015, 05:23 AM Post #14
Lazarene Posts: 73 Group: Members Member #80 Joined: Apr 19, 2015 Alignment Lawful Evil Military Stance Uninterested Political Views Communist Nation in Lazarus Communist Stephen Colbert Discord C. S. Colbert#5753	The ideals of the Glorious Chairman shall never be buried.



Amerion	May 4 2015, 11:10 AM Post #15
Star Destroyer Posts: 6,524 Group: Accused Member #29 Joined: Apr 9, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Amerion Discord Amerion#9702	Benevolent Thomas Apr 26 2015, 01:38 AM Chairman Milograd never did such things, it was his evil twin Yao! Wicked evil Yao. Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Yao . He is a naughty person... and he must pay the penalty! And here in Lazarus, we have but one punishment for couping: You must tie him down on a bed, and spank him. A spanking, a spanking!!! You must spank him well, and after you have spanked him, you may deal with him as you like. And then...... spank me! And spank me! And me! And me! And me! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!! ROFL This is the greatest single post I've read on this forum so far. Pat on the back BT for creativity.



Benevolent Thomas	May 4 2015, 06:24 PM Post #16
Blessed of the Vale Posts: 1,532 Group: Members Member #63 Joined: Apr 14, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Benevolent Thomas	You humble me with such words. 'Tis the single greatest compliment I've received during my time in Lazarus so far.



Powthran	May 5 2015, 02:25 PM Post #17
Lazarene Posts: 523 Group: Members Member #103 Joined: Apr 22, 2015 Alignment Lawful Neutral Military Stance Uninterested Political Views Conservative Nation in Lazarus Powthran	So are we going to see this manifesto represented with a constitution proposal?



Matkesune	May 5 2015, 04:02 PM Post #18
Wordsmith Posts: 14 Group: Members Member #94 Joined: Apr 22, 2015	One would hope not, considering the fact its primary instigator is still in love with a Persona Non Grata, NS Ban-on-Sight traitor to Lazarus :p Edited by Matkesune, May 5 2015, 04:02 PM.



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