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The People's Liberation Army has arrived; ^
Tweet Topic Started: Apr 19 2015, 07:16 AM (331 Views)
C. S. Colbert	Apr 19 2015, 07:16 AM Post #1
Lazarene Posts: 73 Group: Members Member #80 Joined: Apr 19, 2015 Alignment Lawful Evil Military Stance Uninterested Political Views Communist Nation in Lazarus Communist Stephen Colbert Discord C. S. Colbert#5753	Hello denizens of Lazarus. I am Communist Stephen Colbert, Hero of the Revolution in The South Pacific. I come here with The People's Liberation Army of The South Pacific Socialist Republic in support of the People's Republic of Lazarus. Together we can drive the airgangster, jaywalking oligarchs out of Lazarus. Soon the banners of red and gold shall flutter in the restored reign of the Chairman. The NLO shall meet a swift and bloody end under the feet of a million marching minnows. HAIL THE MINNOW! HAIL CHAIRMAN MILOGRAD!!! HAIL THE SPSR!! Note: Some have had the audacity to claim that the glorious Chairman Milograd has turned against us. This is most certainly not true. In fact what has actually happened is an evil trickster has cleverly imposted upon the name and image of our dear Chairman to give himself an illusion of power. No my dear minnows, the Chairman has not betrayed us. He has instead ascended to a higher plain. A level at which even stars hold no relevance. In this light we hope only to someday join him. Until then it is our duty to smash the bourgeoisie that dare use his name. We do not stand alone, for, even in ascension our dear Chairman remains with us in spirit. I implore you to all allow him to guide us with his superior knowledge and tactics to a future where the minnows live free of their rusty, corporate chains.



Toronina	Apr 19 2015, 10:45 AM Post #2
Lazarene Posts: 62 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: Apr 8, 2015	C. S. Colbert Apr 19 2015, 07:16 AM -Snip- What?



Benevolent Thomas	Apr 19 2015, 04:29 PM Post #3
Blessed of the Vale Posts: 1,532 Group: Members Member #63 Joined: Apr 14, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Benevolent Thomas	I love it



C. S. Colbert	Apr 20 2015, 12:19 AM Post #4
Lazarene Posts: 73 Group: Members Member #80 Joined: Apr 19, 2015 Alignment Lawful Evil Military Stance Uninterested Political Views Communist Nation in Lazarus Communist Stephen Colbert Discord C. S. Colbert#5753	Join the Vox Populi and fight for your freedom!!!



Benevolent Thomas	Apr 20 2015, 06:04 PM Post #5
Blessed of the Vale Posts: 1,532 Group: Members Member #63 Joined: Apr 14, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Benevolent Thomas	I continue to love it.



The Church of Satan	Apr 20 2015, 07:07 PM Post #6
I HAVE CHORTLES! Posts: 861 Group: Accused Member #7 Joined: Apr 8, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Lazarus CoS	Although it has been pointed out to me that combining communism with Stephen Colbert, supreme patriot of America, pursuant of truthiness and adamant anti-communist, is rather blasphemous.



C. S. Colbert	Apr 20 2015, 11:50 PM Post #7
Lazarene Posts: 73 Group: Members Member #80 Joined: Apr 19, 2015 Alignment Lawful Evil Military Stance Uninterested Political Views Communist Nation in Lazarus Communist Stephen Colbert Discord C. S. Colbert#5753	Ah yes, truthiness. I remember the last time I used the word truthiness. I was laying it upon some oligrarch terrorists in The South Pacific back during Chairman Milograd's glorious 2013 Revolution. Perhaps I shall dispense truthiness to the NLO and their Pacifian puppet lords manifold. I swear it to you all, minnows of Lazarus, I shall not rest until you are free again. The banners shall fly red as the glory of the Chairman shines once more. HAIL THE MINNOW! HAIL CHAIRMAN MILOGRAD!!! HAIL THE SPSR!!



C. S. Colbert	Apr 21 2015, 11:39 PM Post #8
Lazarene Posts: 73 Group: Members Member #80 Joined: Apr 19, 2015 Alignment Lawful Evil Military Stance Uninterested Political Views Communist Nation in Lazarus Communist Stephen Colbert Discord C. S. Colbert#5753	My fellow revolutionaries, I bring you now transcripts of the People's Radio hosted by Vox Populi. Unfortunately Lazarus has no radio towers left untouched by way, however our message continues to broadcast to many regions. Support for our noble campaign is growing from without by the moment. Note: the People's Radio currently has a broadcast range of: The North Pacific, The East Pacific, The West Pacific, The Pacific, Balder, and The Rejected Realms. Tune in to 78.3 to hear the people's voice. Transcript 1-Play : And now for one of my-inspirational quotes. "No evil can result from its inhibition more pernicious than its toleration." The South Pacific Socialist Republic is back, Pacifica! And no, not just on your RMB. Right now PLA troops are patrolling Lazarus! These fine men and women, under the command of Hero of the Revolution, C. S. Colbert, have one mission: the restoration of peace and order. But let's hear from the man himself, shall we? Pacifica, I give you - C. S. Colbert! C. S. Colbert: Thank you, Vox. People of Pacifica. I am C. S. Colbert. By now, you have encountered SPSR troops in your regions, in your forums. When you see the PLA, you see The South Pacific government. We are authorized to restore order and civility, by any means necessary. Just stay out of the way and let us do our job. Interfere with the People's mission, and you will be dealt with. Harshly. Very good, Colbert. Very good! So there you have it, my darling Pacifica. PLA troops are now in your communities, in your lives, in your hearts. Together, we'll restore the glory of this great interregion. One problem at a time End transcript 1 Transcript 2-Play: "Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air." Did you know, there are those amongst us who would shatter our hopes for peace, order, and security? These radical malcontents don't care about you. They don't care about Pacifica! All they care about is fulfilling their own selfish desires. Let's take a tally of these agitators, shall we? There are, of course, The Black Riders. Those anarchic ruffians who roam NS, preying on any and all, raiding, tagging. The so-called "New Pacific Order." Now, don't be fooled by their pseudo-knightly nonsense. These... star clad boy scouts are nothing more than common criminals with access to some misguided WA's. Criminals who have had the audacity to claim this interregion's most important sinker installation, Lazarus, as their own personal clubhouse! And don't be fooled, Pacifica. Those who have neutrality to the New Pacific Order, self branded supporters, are just as dangerous; even more so, being in a state of delusion. And what about the traitors from The Communist Bloc? Faux proletarians that have abandoned their fellow minnow to the imperial. Lawlessness, terror, oppression. They're all around us, I know. I know. But not for long, sweet Pacifica. Not for long. Oh no. The SPSR will restore peace, order, and prosperity to this great interregion. And those who oppose us will be… removed. Forever. End transcript 2 Transcript 3-Play And now for one of my memorable quotes. "Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor." We stand now, at the precipice. Our great interregion once more threatens to crumble, to topple into the sea of lawlessness and despair that have ruled us all for over two years. In short, my dearest Pacifica - we are at war. Even as I speak these words, fearless PLA soldiers are fortifying their positions in Lazarus, bracing for an inevitable assault. The New Pacific Order, in their arrogance, has claimed Lazarus as their own! They would steal the people's work, steal the minnow's freedom! It is only a matter of time before the traitors march on the rest of us, and attempt to take it all by force. Let them come! Wave upon traitorous wave will crash against the proletariat's walls! The New Pacific Order will fail! All those who oppose the SPSR will fail! I am Vox Popuil, and this is my pledge -- no one, NO ONE will take this great interregion away from us! God bless the SPSR! God bless Pacifica! End transcript 3 Transcript 4-Play Words of the hour ""The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought." Hello dear Pacifica, or specifically for this broadcast of the People's Radio, The Pacific itself. That war that I mentioned just hours ago, has now been turned. The New Pacific Order and it's miserly little puppet NLO has been trampled under the feet of the rebellious minnow. Lazarus is back in the hands of the People's Republic. The Chairman smiles upon us all tonight, whilst the blood of the imperials you refer to as your leadership paints the banners of our great war machine. Take this as a lesson, my dear Pacifica. It is not in your right to imperialize the regions of NS for your own sake. Should you ever have the urge to force your sordid, hollow culture upon anyone else's home, remember your loss here. Think long and hard before you underestimate the will of the proletariat. It has been my greatest pleasure serving you, my dear Pacifica. This is Vox Populi, signing off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTmcekE8-E\ Transcript 4 end Transcript 5-play Here is the quote of the hour: "We can afford all we need, but we cannot afford all we want." Hello my dear Pacifica. Earlier this night I broadcasted a monologue to the GCR area telling of the imminent battle of the NLO and the PLA. Many of the listeners of this station laughed it off or called it spam. No, my dear Pacifians. This is the cold hard truth. However, not all is dark in Pacifica, for this night, my friends, the PLA has restored power of Lazarus to the People's Republic. The New Pacific Order installed a new delegate with fresh influence to continue purging the native and resistance members of Lazarus, little did the imperialist mercenaries know Kazmr was a triple agent for the people. Let us take a moment to commend our temporary delegate. He has done to the NPO what they have done to every region they ever come into contact with. I suppose when one partakes in lies, deceit, and manipulation they themselves become an easy target thereof. The ban list has been cleared, and the rightful government restored. The rags of the puppet NLO have been ripped and burned in the streets as banners of red and gold flutter once more. The NPO and their mercenary armies will not doubt attempt a rebound, but I assure you my dear Pacifica, such a thing will fail. The NPO will always fail. It is their vary nature. And thank god for such. Let this stand as a lesson to us all. Firstly to never imperialize. The New Pacific Order sought to substantiate its stagnating, sordid culture by forcing it upon the independent communities of other fine regions. Crushing and exploiting the minnow for influence. Many times the NPO has gotten away with it due to the general apathy of the community. It always brings a tear to my eye when the minnow earns his victory against the jaywalking air mafia. Secondly, never underestimate the proletariat. The people of Lazarus came together to overcome a very real threat. If every nation in every GCR acted with the same attitude, why, Pacifica could be whole again. Imagine a future where nations from all corners of this fine Pacific Ocean and the sinkers below could stand together when it matters. Liberty, democracy, solidarity. These are the tenants of a successful community. They have persevered this night against the counter-ideals of theft, dishonesty, and laziness. With that I must depart, my dear Pacifica. Until the next time. I am Vox Populi, and this is the People's Radio. Have a good night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTmcekE8-E Transcript 5 end Edited by C. S. Colbert, Apr 22 2015, 07:52 AM.



Matkesune	Apr 22 2015, 12:45 PM Post #9
Wordsmith Posts: 14 Group: Members Member #94 Joined: Apr 22, 2015	Is this guy gonna carry on doing what he was doing on the RMB even after Lazarus got retaken? Cuz I really hope he stops. Goddamn. Either way, nice to see you so vocally supporting the reclamation... still.



Benevolent Thomas	Apr 22 2015, 07:00 PM Post #10
Blessed of the Vale Posts: 1,532 Group: Members Member #63 Joined: Apr 14, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Benevolent Thomas	I love C.S. Colbert. I hope he stays and becomes a permanent fixture in Lazarus. Edited by Benevolent Thomas, Apr 22 2015, 07:01 PM.



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