I AM WREK

Welcome to the forums of the Undead Dominion of Lazarus. We hope you enjoy your visit.

You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.

Join our community!

If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features

I AM WREK
Tweet Topic Started: Nov 23 2017, 05:43 AM (81 Views)
Wrektopia	Nov 23 2017, 05:43 AM Post #1
Trash King Posts: 35 Group: Citizen Member #650 Joined: Jul 15, 2017 Political Views Crazy Panda Alignment Chaotic Evil	Hello. I am Wrek. Although I am two days late to the campaign party, I am no days late to the being fantastic party. I am fantastic. Anyone who says otherwise is committing treason and must be punished. This statement does not constitute a personal opinion but is rather a law of nature: a law that I discovered and have been awarded multiple Nobel prizes in my studies of. But let's not be sidetracked by that. Let's focus on the campaign: my campaign. Wrek's campaign, for member of the High Sepulchre. You may ask yourself: what is this inarticulate, rambling ding dong doing, running for such an esteemed position in a region he's only transiently been involved in? Well, I could as you the same thing. I could ask you whatever I want to. But I'm not going to do that to you. You're a nice person. I'm kinder than that. I wouldn't put you on the spot and try to make you answer difficult questions. Continue asking it of yourself and not of me. To ask this of me would be rude and I would not stand for it. I'm going to get straight to the point. I am of the anti-treason platform. Treason: it is a great problem here in Lazarus. Many, many people have been accused and convicted of it lately. It's very bad. I won't have it. Now, my opponents are good people. Very good people. But they just aren't anti-treason enough. Cormac? Treason. Demonos? Sorry, but treason. I'm very sorry. This is the way it is, though. They're good, however. They're alright. They can be saved. The others, the ones that Adytus convicted, they're bad. They're the bad treason. The rest of us are good treason. Yes, that's right: I said "us". What, you think you're too good to ever be treasonous? You think you're above that, that you're the most loyal subject of Lazarus to ever walk the earth? Sorry to say, but these are the first warning signs: the red flags, the wake-up calls, the slaps in the face that should open your eyes and make you realize, "oh, shit! I'm so full of myself! How could I have been so immodest? I'm only an inch away from committing treason, if I go on with this! I'd better turn myself in right away and let Funkadelia make a solid example of me." This, my friends, would be the right move. And I am here to facilitate this: to help us all turn ourselves in, to give ourselves over to the mighty leadership of our Funk and savior. Only when we confront the treason in our very souls can we take the first steps towards stamping it out forever, and I will establish procedures for every citizen and even every person on Nationstates to come forward and confess their sins and have a chance at redeeming their filthy, dirty souls. Those who have committed the true treason may never return, but hopefully we can use this mechanism to preemptively deter any future attempts at hard treason and to target those most likely to commit it so that they can be mercifully, humanely destroyed. Possibly with explosives, or with cyanide. Very soft and limp treason, on the other hand, we may be able to carefully heal in the offender so that they may become a valuable, contributing member of society. Aside from this selfless rehabilitation effort I am also determined to exercise the full extent of my authority as a member of this council: namely, my power to not remove Funk from office. I am aware that it is our ability, with an 80% vote, to remove Funk from power: on a daily basis I will mull over the possibility of Funk having committed treason against himself, come to the inevitable conclusion that this is an impossible paradox, and proceed to not remove him from office. You’re welcome, in advance, for this. And yes, I apologize for the embarrassing act of soft treason that this circular train of thought will have to involve. But that is the sacrifice of my dignity that I am willing to make for you. I am willing to to do this so that you don’t have to. Again, you’re welcome. Please do not do this to my competitors. It would be cruel. I am more safely emotionally equipped for this. I expect other things to come up during my tenure that I will address promptly and with the highest quality of consideration. This you can count on. As for Lamb’s questions of the other candidates, I intend to one-up Cormac: I am time. Time itself, I am it. Any time I spend in Lazarus, while being time, means that all existing time is being given to this region over the period of time that I spend. This, in a sense, negates that period of time spent: the time I “spend” here is actually a function of time multiplied by time itself, infinitely. Picture it as infinite time squared. It’s easy to conceptualize. I have all of the time. Thank you. Ask me questions.



Wrektopia	Nov 23 2017, 05:47 AM Post #2
Trash King Posts: 35 Group: Citizen Member #650 Joined: Jul 15, 2017 Political Views Crazy Panda Alignment Chaotic Evil	Please ~~discuss~~ confess.



Lamb	Nov 23 2017, 03:32 PM Post #3
Posts: 884 Group: Regent Member #387 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Raider Political Views Anarchist Nation in Lazarus Scum	I'm not sure that was a response to my question I had sent to the other candidates before this post. I think you have that confused with someone else's.



Wrektopia	Nov 24 2017, 03:53 AM Post #4
Trash King Posts: 35 Group: Citizen Member #650 Joined: Jul 15, 2017 Political Views Crazy Panda Alignment Chaotic Evil	This is false. Two weeks: by nature two seconds I spend here is two weeks. Two years. Two decades. Two eternities. I am everything and nothing. Your question was answered before it was ever asked.



1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)


« Previous Topic · Elections Archives · Next Topic »