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- The Progress of the Minnow, August 2017
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| The Progress of the Minnow, August 2017; The Progress of the Minnow, Part II. The Airwalkers Strike Back | |
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| C. S. Colbert | Aug 21 2017, 12:02 AM Post #1 |
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 People's Republic of Lazarus Ahhh hello again, my dearest Minnows. This is your proletarian hero, C. S. Colbert. I must first apologize to the Minnows of Lazarus for my...Lack of presence. The airwalkers have caused me great inconveniences, and these obstacles have kept us separated for far too long. As is standard with the Vox Protocol it is my purpose and priority to bring the Will of the Glorious Chairman Milograd and news of the Infinite Revolution to all of the proletariat. Unfortunately the Glorious Chairman's last transmission from his command bunker in the South Pacific Socialist Republic was received... Nine hundred ninety-seven days ago... Only a short while. Once the weak and scattered remnants of the air mafia in The South Pacific are removed by the Revolutionary Army of the South Pacific the Glorious Chairman is sure to reestablish contact. In the meantime it is my order to share the latest news from People's Revolutionary Commissariat. Airwalkers Attack People's Republic In recent weeks a sickening airwalker plot was exposed by brave comrades within the People's Republic. Several trusted natives attempted to remove the rightful PRL Chairman, Funkadelia, for the ultimate purpose of installing an oligarchy. The so called "Resistance" is nothing more than a gang of common criminals backed by foreign imperialists and oligarchs. These radical malcontents don't care about the Minnow. They don't care about Lazarus. These hostile invades aim to subvert the proletariat of Lazarus once more. Those who lead the resistance would see the influence of the Minnow exploited and hoarded by a distant forum government. Thankfully PRL Chairman Funkadelia and the unquestionably loyal operatives of the People's Covert Bureau uncovered and dismantled the enemy movement. At this time the reactionary camp maintains a weak holdout in the so called [region]Lazarene Exiles[/region] region. This den of corruption and hatred is mired in instability and violence, reminding us all that there truly is no honor amongst thieves. Despite claiming to be the legitimate government of Lazarus, the resistance remains weak and isolated. Even with mercenaries from the Not-So-New Pathetic Order, the terrorist "Coalition" of TSP, and various other imperialist factions from across NS pledging support, the counter-revolutionaries have been losing ground rapidly. It is only a short matter of time before peace is fully resorted in the People's Republic! To speed up the collapse of the airbender mafia, the Committee of Defense has made the following request: ENDORSE the following nations: [nation]Funkadelia[/nation], [nation]Killer Kitty[/nation], and [nation]Scum[/nation] UNENDORSE the following nations: [nation]Courlany[/nation], [nation]Loftegen[/nation], [nation]Doperland[/nation], [nation]Skadifron[/nation], [nation]Ikania[/nation], [nation]Pherttsylvania[/nation], [nation]Wintermoot III[/nation], [nation]Alunya[/nation], and [nation]Amerion[/nation]. - CoD Spokesman Scum The Happiness of Minnows A new report from the Committee of the Interior shows that Minnows from across the South Pacific Socialist Republic and the People's Republic of Lazarus are incredibly happy! For these past few years our two regions have grown rapidly, free from the decadent and corrupt influences of userite forum jockeys. Is it really any wonder? The Glorious Chairman Milograd always said that the collectivization of the Minnows' influence would produce a strong, active region. This has proven to be quite true, with all Minnows sharing a very equal distribution of power. This,in addition to a socialized communal forum, empowers the Minnow in a way that no other system of government can. The power of the proletariat is far stronger than any slave driven oligarchy or empire could dream to be. Strength and freedom yield happiness while oppression and exploitation yield sadness and anxiety. It is clear which we have here in our Glorious region. It is the Will of our Glorious Chairman Milograd to spread the Revolution...To share this happiness with any and all! The Noose Tightens The Committee of the Exterior and the Committee of Defense have made several joint reports regarding the state of the Revolution abroad. As we speak, units of the People's Revolutionary Army(SPSR) and the People's Liberation Army(PRL) are surrounding and destroying the last bastions of imperialist forces across the GCRs. From the decaying and neglected halls of the Pacific to the trenches of the Warzones the Minnows have begun to rise. Like a tsunami of Glory the Revolution washes away all in it's path. The imperialists and their prop mercenaries will be removed from NS...Forever. Its time to part now, you and I, but don't dispair my dear Minnow. Rejoice in our victories. Your victories. Fly your Red Banners high. Fly them for ten-thousand updates and ten-thousand more! HAIL THE PRL!! HAIL THE MINNOW! HAIL PRL CHAIRMAN FUNKADELIA!!! HAIL THE GLORIOUS CHAIRMAN MILOGRAD!!!! |
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| Kade W. Vasentius | Aug 21 2017, 12:47 AM Post #2 |
Kadey the Sysadmin
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PRL's old news mate... |
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| Aeryis | Aug 30 2017, 08:50 PM Post #3 |
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Still...you've gotta love the enthusiasm 
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| Drall | Aug 31 2017, 03:46 AM Post #4 |
Wildly Popular Scoundrel
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Oh, it's hard not to join the cheering crowds of minnows... |
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