The Altar of the Cosmos

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The Altar of the Cosmos
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Aumelodia	Jun 19 2017, 02:09 AM Post #1
🌺 His Divine Eminence Posts: 584 Group: Accused Member #495 Joined: Dec 20, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Aumelodia Discord Somyrion#8047	-:- (post what you sacrifice to the Celestial Being)



Aumelodia	Jun 19 2017, 02:10 AM Post #2
🌺 His Divine Eminence Posts: 584 Group: Accused Member #495 Joined: Dec 20, 2016 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Aumelodia Discord Somyrion#8047	I sacrifice unto myself, to bring to the gods, a Ding Dong dipped in ranch dressing.



Lamb	Jun 19 2017, 04:29 AM Post #3
Posts: 884 Group: Regent Member #387 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Raider Political Views Anarchist Nation in Lazarus Scum	A group of cloaked individuals enter the chapel and begin to approach the altar. In the middle of the group, a man adorned in the ceremonial robes of the Archbishop is seen carrying a golden statuette of a hot dog in one hand and a beer in the other. As they draw nearer, you notice a cage, housing what seem to be two bald, middle-aged men, being dragged by the cloaked figures. As they reach the altar, the cloaked followers bow and the Archbishop stumbles forwards and begins to talk, seemingly unaware of his volume. "Hear me, our most benevolent Celestial Being, for I have an offering to present this night!" The man finishes the beer, throwing the empty bottle at the cage behind him. "I come to you, oh Being of the Divine, as a loyal servant of the Cosmic Council, the Archdiocese, and as the Trash King of the Core World of Scum. These men I have before you are the most wretched of our world. Not only are they cursed with baldness, one of our most heinous offenses, but they refused to spit upon our sacred Hot Dog sculpture as is custom and law in our society. These men have offended the sanctity of our world and by sacrificing them, no longer will our Union be subject to such debauchery. Let the ceremony begin!" The two bald men are released from the cage and surrounded by the cloaked figures. With a motion of the Archbishop's hand and a spit into the air, the disciples begin to spit on the men. The ceremony lasts for hours until the men finally perish. Once the sacrifice is completed, the Archbishop spits on the statuette and begins his departure out of the chapel.



Capercom	Jun 19 2017, 08:59 PM Post #4
Lazarene Posts: 96 Group: Accused Member #623 Joined: Jun 13, 2017 Political Views Independent Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Nation in Lazarus Capercom Discord Capercom	There were to be a string of executions for criminals of the state (plotting or conducting terroristic activity) later this week. Would it be of offense to the Celestial Being if we offered up said criminals for sacrifice? Or shall sacrifices only be of the most pure source?



Lamb	Jun 20 2017, 12:26 AM Post #5
Posts: 884 Group: Regent Member #387 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Raider Political Views Anarchist Nation in Lazarus Scum	Capercom Jun 19 2017, 08:59 PM There were to be a string of executions for criminals of the state (plotting or conducting terroristic activity) later this week. Would it be of offense to the Celestial Being if we offered up said criminals for sacrifice? Or shall sacrifices only be of the most pure source? There isn't anything pure about ranch dressing, so our Holy Being's tastes are clear.



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