Our Impending Doom!

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Our Impending Doom!
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Lamb	Mar 30 2017, 10:14 PM Post #1
Posts: 884 Group: Regent Member #387 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Raider Political Views Anarchist Nation in Lazarus Scum	So what does everyone think about the upcoming nuclear apocalypse?



Ike	Mar 30 2017, 11:14 PM Post #2
Minnowite Socialist Posts: 458 Group: Accused Member #43 Joined: Apr 11, 2015 Alignment Neutral Good Military Stance Defender Political Views Social Democrat Nation in Lazarus Ikania	I been tellin them young'ns for years now, they's gonna die. But no suh, they ain't gon listen to me. Uh uh. None wanna give an ear to crazy ol' Ike, spittin out his con-spire-ay-sees. They ain't gon be laughin when they's dyin, nuh uh. That nuclear fallout gon burn thems to crisps, yes it is. I sure told you what, Loretta, who's howlin now? Mmmm mm. I ain't no fool, I ain't a blind man. I don invest me a bunker, yes I did. Say-o-narah, as thems slitty eyed folk say. Gon go skiing in them mountains of ash, I will. I been takin uranium pills since '53, yessuh. Ain't no lil boy gon tell me whack. "But Ike," that doc said to me. "Pills've gone'n made you nutters!" Sure did prove him wrong, yes I did. I gon put up that lawn chair in my bunker and fry that sweet comin'o'christ barbecue, I am. Salvation and salivation is at hand, m'friends.



Doperland	Mar 31 2017, 02:03 AM Post #3
Everybody's favorite Dictatorship Posts: 214 Group: Accused Member #161 Joined: May 26, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Discord Necrocreature#5472	Maybe I'll get a spot in Ike's bunker



Harmoneia	Mar 31 2017, 02:14 PM Post #4
Mhysa Posts: 657 Group: Accused Member #42 Joined: Apr 11, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Military Stance Neutral Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Harmoneia	How could a mere woman possibly defend our beloved Lazarus?!



New Rogernomics	Mar 31 2017, 04:02 PM Post #5
Ghost of Kitties Past Posts: 2,732 Group: Citizen Member #174 Joined: Jul 2, 2015 Alignment Lawful Good Political Views Independent Nation in Lazarus Rogernomics Discord NewRogernomics	It might just end with an April Fools gag.



Lamb	Mar 31 2017, 04:04 PM Post #6
Posts: 884 Group: Regent Member #387 Joined: Aug 7, 2016 Alignment Chaotic Neutral Military Stance Raider Political Views Anarchist Nation in Lazarus Scum	New Rogernomics Mar 31 2017, 04:02 PM It might just end with an April Fools gag. Uh, this is the gag. We would only be so lucky to actually have NationStates shutdown.



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