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| The Progress of the Minnow, March 2017; The current state of the Infinite Revolution and the Chairman's Will | |
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| C. S. Colbert | Mar 5 2017, 12:37 PM Post #1 |
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 Ahhh hello again my dear proletarians. I - your duly appointed Vox Populi, Communist Stephen Colbert, am back after a short delay of...Two hundred ninety-eight days... This delay was due to a relay shortage in my facility. We have evidence proving that the shortage was a result of mercenary air-walker sabotage. The counter-revolutionary spies and their oligarch puppet masters responsible will be brought to justice for their oppression of you, the Minnow. As is standard with the Vox Protocol it is my purpose and priority to bring the Will of the Glorious Chairman Milograd and news of the Infinite Revolution to all of the proletariat. Unfortunately the Glorious Chairman's last transmission from his bunker in the South Pacific Socialist Republic was received... Eight hundred twenty-nine days ago... Only a short while. Once the weak and scattered remnants of the air mafia in The South Pacific are removed by the Revolutionary Army of the South Pacific the Glorious Chairman is sure to reestablish contact. In the meantime it is my order to share the latest news from People's Revolutionary Commissariat. The Committee of Defense has made extreme gains on the strongholds of oligarchal oppression. Due to Committee of Security regulations it is forbidden to openly discuss PRA battle plans, but rest assured that the Red Banner is soon to fly over the Pacific, the East Pacific, and all other GCRs. The Committee of the Exterior reports that jay-gangster mercenaries across the Pacific front have been seen surrendering and joining the PRA! The grip of the oligarchs wanes as the Minnows rise as one to wash away the filth of the atmospheric rackets. To depose the unlawful forum governments that exploit the influence of the Minnow. Why at this very moments brave agents of the Covert People's Bureau have infiltrated the rotten cancer of the Pacific. From the enslaved Minnow to the upper echelons of power your fellow proletarians are working night and day to bring the freedom of the Red Banner to all of Pacifica. This is the Will of our Glorious Chairman Milograd. The freedom and self determination of the Minnow. Fly your Red Banners high Minnows of the People's Republic of Lazarus! Fly them for ten-thousand updates and ten-thousand more!!! HAIL THE MINNOW!! HAIL THE PRL!!! HAIL PRL CHAIRMAN FUNKADELIA!!!! HAIL GLORIOUS CHAIRMAN MILOGRAD!!!!! |
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| Lamb | Mar 8 2017, 08:31 PM Post #11 |
 
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Where exactly is this freedom you mention? 
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