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Loftegen for Defender of the Realm
Topic Started: Feb 15 2017, 06:21 AM (142 Views)
Loftegen
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I shall kick off my semi-serious, semi-silly campaigne for Defender of the Realm thusly.

As DotR, I shall serve our God-Emperor Kowassati, until I can usurp his throne, or he quits like every sovereign since me, or his term ends and he leaves office.

I shall stand by to fill in should Kow go missing, or on vacation, all while plotting against him.

Eventually, I shall seize absolute power, and plunge Lazarus into a new age of darkness, from which it shall never emerge.

Purges and merciless oppression shall be the order of the day.

Thank you for your attention; if you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them.
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Drop Your Pants
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🐑 Lazarse 🐑
Sadly I can see you couping for the hell of it. When you do can I be first to TRR? :D
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Doperland
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How dark will you plunge us? Pitch black or more of a moonlit darkness? This is important to know.
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Loftegen
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Drop Your Pants
Feb 15 2017, 12:06 PM
Sadly I can see you couping for the hell of it. When you do can I be first to TRR? :D
Absolutely! I aim to please*, after all!

*please myself, of course. If you are also pleased by my actions, that is merely a coincidence.
Edited by Loftegen, Feb 15 2017, 05:25 PM.
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Loftegen
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Doperland
Feb 15 2017, 12:47 PM
How dark will you plunge us? Pitch black or more of a moonlit darkness? This is important to know.
I'm thinking Ape Cave lava tube after you've shut of your flashlights and lantern dark, i.e. utterly pitch black!
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Benjamin Linus
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Lazarene
Wonderful!
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Lamb
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If I vote for you, do you promise to shrink the size of the image in your signature?
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Frankender
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"I accept the nomination, but for some reason can't view the various sections of the new Mandate, so I'm not sure what a DotR does. :) "

You said that. So like, what are you going to do as DotR or would I be wasting my vote voting for you?
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Loftegen
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lamb
Feb 15 2017, 06:45 PM
If I vote for you, do you promise to shrink the size of the image in your signature?
Absolutely! Just ask DYP; he said he'd vote for me if I put an Irish theme on the RMB for St. Patrick's Day. I did, and he kept his word.
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Loftegen
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Frankender
Feb 15 2017, 07:25 PM
"I accept the nomination, but for some reason can't view the various sections of the new Mandate, so I'm not sure what a DotR does. :) "

You said that. So like, what are you going to do as DotR or would I be wasting my vote voting for you?
Some helpful soul fixed the spoiler links, so now I know just what the DotR does!

As to what I will do as DotR, did you read the OP? You are straying close to Notbob status, you know, what with your not paying attention!

However, you will be wasting your vote only if you expect me to have grandious plans for how I will save Lazarus. I promise nothing beyond keeping the region safe from external aggression by promoting endo tarting/swapping.
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