Boxed Hearts!

Chaos erupted yesterday at Lancaster Airport in United Moreland, as airport security discovered bodyparts, apparently sent from various nations within Audaxia, including Alturi. The packages were addressed to various locations of representatives within Moreland. Lady Arista Atalanta, whom was the supposed recipient of one of these packages, has refused to comment. Several noble houses has accused Postmaster Derion Leander and his family of mismanaging the national post office. The postmaster had this to say:

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This is all clearly a big misunderstanding. Not me nor any of mine would ever have allowed this to happen. What has clearly occurred is that someone posted these alleged bodyparts using a mail service other than the Imperial Post. I may be the Postmaster, but even I am not all-seeing to every single package that is sent from our great nation.

The Bell Toils for the Hellyer Family

In other news, Lord Thaddeus Hellyer, head of the Hellyer family, has finally married, much to the dismay of many potential suitors. At fifty-three years old, Lord Hellyer decided to marry Lady Olivia Selene, bringing to an end the Hellyer tradition of only marrying into the Midgfeley family.


^{Lord Thaddeus Hellyer and Lady Olivia Selene}

Experts say that it is uncertain whether or not the previously unknown marriage was one out of love, or out of political convenience. Lord Hellyer and Lady Olivia have both insisted on that their marriage was out of mutual affection. However, experts note that this union brings the Hellyer family several steps up in the hierarchy...

Edited by Singular_Corvid, Nov 14 2016, 01:52 PM.